aka Coco · Kaninchen Dachshund · Buenos Aires
Hola, I'm Coco. I'm a chocolate Kaninchen Dachshund, born February 2, 2026 in Buenos Aires. My mom is Bolivian-Argentine and my dad is Indian, so I bark in two languages. I'm officially the smallest thing in Buenos Aires, but you wouldn't know it from how loud I am. Boca Juniors is my team, and I have opinions about everything.
Behind the feed
His first time outside, ever. He hadn't finished his shots, so we couldn't put him on the ground. We carried him through La Boca to see how he'd handle a crowd. He was fine with strangers, which was the actual goal. We tried to buy him a Boca jersey, but every adult shirt swallowed him. The shopkeeper found a doll shirt and asked why anyone would want one. It fit perfectly. We held him up in the center of the neighborhood and the post hit 110K.
Crowd test. The Colapinto event in Buenos Aires was packed and loud, which was the point. We wanted to see how he handled noise, smells, and strangers without getting overwhelmed. He didn't bark once. We never actually met Franco. We only saw him on a screen. The reel's caption asked everyone to tag him so he could correct this grave misjudgment. He has not yet.
Three months old, fully vaccinated, finally allowed on the ground and around other dogs. We took him to the Tigre Delta for a weekend. He met big dogs, pugs, poodles, all friendly. The surprising part: he charges them. The bigger the dog, the more interested he is. Most lay down to be at his level. He runs back to us when it's too much, and then goes again.